Tuesday, December 9, 2008

Mrs. America's Talent Portion

I have one unique talent that could definitely earn me a spot on "Stupid People Tricks". I can make my stomach growl. Yes, you heard correctly. I can make my stomach growl at will, and on command. Betcha never thought the human body could be so finely tuned.
I wonder if I should wear a leotard when I perform my talent for the masses.

Monday, December 1, 2008

Latkes for Twenty

Oy!
I have never made latkes. Not a big surprise for a Goy, however I possess no less than a half-dozen recipes for the tasty little potato pancakes. Yet have I actually produced any? No, that is not until today. They didn't turn out too bad, and Mr. G looked for a second helping after inhaling the sample I delivered to him as he remained reclined on the couch. The true test will be tomorrow when the little starchy pads are reheated and served to 15 sweeties between the ages of 5 and 8, including participating co-op moms. Wish me luck. Mazeltov!

Tuesday, July 22, 2008

I really don't have time for this...

Praise Jesus, and Welcome! I'm sure I have something to say. I guess I'll say it later. I've spent way too long on this idea as it is, so the rest, and best, will just have to wait! I think I need a nap...